how ur sign will die

  • Aries: ballin
  • Taurus: accidentally drank cyanide because u thought it was vodka
  • Gemini: murdered by pigeons
  • Cancer: forgot how to move and died sitting on the couch in a blanket
  • Leo: got into a car accident because u saw a dog
  • Virgo: died of sadness when ur otp didn't work out
  • Libra: crushed under the same stampede of buffaloes that killed Mufasa
  • Scorpio: suffocated under the weight of ur own bitterness
  • Sagittarius: u did it for the vine
  • Capricorn: stepped outside and incinerated by sunlight because u hadn't been outside in so long
  • Aquarius: ur moshi pet came to life and killed u for neglecting it
  • Pisces: choked to death on cinnamon in 2010
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